‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
when you listen to a song for the first time aND YOU JUST KNOW
"I’m a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of things that make me sad. I’m lazy, yet I’m ambitious. I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don’t care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I’m a conflicted contradiction. If I can’t figure myself out, there’s no way anyone else has."
its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest
*picks out outfit for a concert six months in advance*
THIS IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT YOUR CRUSH SHOWERS NAKED